Exoplanets affect astrology!
Groundbreaking research in astrology indicates that the existence of numerous exoplanets affect destinies of men and mankind! In the recent paper "Astrology in the Era of Exoplanets", published in "Acta Prima Aprilia", Michael B. Lund points out that the current polarisation of US politics may well be explained by the astrological influence from certain exoplpanets!
Lund notes that: "This would further suggest that astronomy is in a unique position to improve humanity through targeted exoplanet searches. In particular, the greatest opportunity for establishing more cooperation and a more civil society would be to focus on searching Libra for additional planets."
The complete revolutionary paper is available here ...
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